Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities
turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth,
the California Raisins, Betty Crocker,
The Hostess Twinkies [yes,
back from their vacation],
and Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled
high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly desribed Doughboy
as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.
Born and bread in Minnesota, Doughboy rose quickly in show business,
but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a
very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.
Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and
was considered a positive roll model for millions.